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The Seaboat = fried yumminess

This heavenly looking picture is of The Seaboat sandwich at the Seaboat on Kirby Ave. Fried fish, lettuce, cheese, onions, pickles, and tartar sauce on a hot dog bun.  Luckily I chose The Seaboat Jr., …

Downtown parking garage opens today

The parking garage in downtown Champaign is now open at the corner of Hill and Randolph, just north of Nitaya Thai and Farren’s, and just west of M2. The first hour is free, and it’s …

Crappy weekend for Illini basketball

1) The men’s team lost to Michigan State on Senior Day, 74–66, assuring the Illini they can finish no higher than second in the Big 10. 2) Luther Head was cut by the Houston Rockets, …

Where am I?

Can you name the street or intersection where this photo was taken?

Things you probably do(n’t) need

Polly wanna cracker? (In this recurring post, we’ll be suggesting items for sale on Champaign-Urbana’s Craigslist that you really shouldn’t have to live without.)

It would be awesome if …

It would be awesome if WPGU would replace the version of Elvis Costello’s “(What’s So Funny ’bout) Peace Love and Understanding” that’s on its computer with one that didn’t skip. I’ve been listening to WPGU’s …

Critical Mass pics

Here’s Dan Blah cruising down Green Street during Critical Mass last night. It was a chilly ride, but well-attended and confrontation-free. Dan has a ride report with great slide show here, plus a picture gallery …

Honey bees high on cocaine

“Never trust a honey bee that is hopped up on cocaine.” U of I researchers are investigating the effects of cocaine on pollen and honey production.

A quick look inside the Assembly Hall

I’m always amazed by the number of University of Illinois students that I meet who have never stepped inside the Assembly Hall. So, if that includes you, here’s a nice view of the spaceship from …

Things you probably do(n’t) need

Revisit the glory days of high school calculus. I never did learn how to use one of these. (In this recurring post, we’ll be suggesting items for sale on Champaign-Urbana’s Craigslist that you really shouldn’t …

Calling all beer snobs to Crane Alley

Smile Politely will soon be sharing with you the newest beers available at some of C-U’s finer drinking establishments. For today, we’ll focus on just Crane Alley, downtown Urbana’s premier watering hole for those seeking …

Critical Mass tonight

The monthly Champaign-Urbana Critical Mass ride will be held tonight, starting at 5:30 p.m. from the Alma Mater. Brave the chilly temps and engage in some low-level anarchic behavior. I’ll hopefully get some pics of …

Catching up with Headlights

Tristan Wraight took time out from his busy schedule to share some news on Headlights. The group is busy finishing up its new album (to be released on Polyvinyl) and preparing to go on a …

Gov. Quinn to reopen more parks

According to the Associated Press, Gov. Quinn will be reversing Blago’s decision and reopening seven more state parks: Castle Rock State Park; Lowden State Park; Illini State Park; Hidden Springs State Forest; Moraine View State …

Coming Soon: Anatomy of a Cupcake

  Anatomy of a Cupcake is coming to C-U starting March 1st! A pastry catering business dedicated to the science of sweet and pleasing hungry people! We offer all kinds of goodies for any occasion …

It’s story time — with Bobby Jindal!

Pardon me, but I thought I’d at least get come cookies and milk with this wasted 12 minutes of my life. If the GOP thinks that this is their answer to Barack Obama, then they …

Big Bluestem at Iron Post Saturday

Big Bluestem String Band will bring their eclectic bluegrass mix to Iron Post this Saturday, Feb. 28, from 6 to 9 p.m. Cover is $3.   Check out our profile of Big Bluestem here.

The live nude girl in the devil’s territory

Authors Kathleen Rooney and Kyle Minor will read at the Illini Union Bookstore on March 3 as part of their 25-city Live Nude Girl in the Devil’s Territory Tour. Joining them will be special guest …

Lane closer

Warning! University Ave. in downtown Champaign will have “closer” lanes starting March 2nd. I hope they end up being closer to my house.

Blog Watch: Environmental Almanac

If you’ve been wondering, “Where can I catch a cheesy film about cave explorers being menaced by giant centipedes?” you’re in luck. This year’s Insect Fear Film Festival, which has been dubbed “Centipede Cinema,” features …

Blurry cell phone pictures

I drive through rural Illinois daily, shooting pictures with my phone, VX LG3850 (cheap). The aesthetic rivals box cameras or Polaroid sensibilities, I guess. I call the pix in to blurrycellphone.blogspot.com.

Julian Bond on campus tonight

Julian Bond, civil rights legend and former Chairman of the NAACP, is speaking on campus tonight.  7 p.m.Alice Campbell Alumni Center601 South Lincoln Avenue Full details at the Department of African American Studies website.

R’n’R DJs of yesteryear

We’ve got some mighty fine rock and roll DJs in town right now. Matter of fact, most of the DJs at Mike & Molly’s on a given night are worth the one-dollar cover and then …

Some “Tesla” music I am down with

How did I miss this? These two Tesla coils are being controlled using something called a “Lippold Haken Continuum Fingerboard,” some sort of Midi device under the control of local musician/engineer Mark Smart. This March …

Ohtis shares a song

Here’s a song from our album If This Country Had a Heart, That’s Where I Was Born, which was reviewed on Smile Politely. We’ll be playing on WEFT 90.1 FM on Monday, March 9, and …

Halfway to Normal looks at non-hypocrisy

A new post from last week’s featured C-U Blogger. Halfway to Normal examines what people don’t like about hypocritical Christians, and examples of the alternative, non-hypocrisy. (read SP’s interview with Kristin here)

The Local Music Awards, they are a’changing …

Big changes to this year’s LMAs. We at Illini Media continually appreciate your feedback, and we have decided to change the way the awards are working this year. For all the information, read the above …

Hilarious video review of Saint’s Row 2

This is fairly old by now, but new to me. Here’s a link to The Escapist‘s video review of Saints Row 2 from Champaign’s own Volition (sorry, it didn’t want to embed). There’s some NSFW …

Microfinance for dummies

Microfinance aims to assist underprivileged, third-world citizens in building profitable businesses through a series of lending and investments. UI Professor Arends–Kuenning, from the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Economics, speaks on the topic tonight, Feb. …

Red Herring hosts open mic night

Whether you’re shopping for some new wall decor, seeing if you can rap in front of something other than a mirror, or just sitting back and watching the stage, Red Herring’s open mic night brings …

Whitey debuts March 5

How’s this for a teaser to the upcoming Station Theatre production of Whitey? Old basements are always dark and creepy places. The one at Bobby Lee Charles’ rural Kentucky home gets even darker and more …

Headline of Daily Illini up for debate

“Police clear out event.” That’s on the cover of the print edition of today’s Daily Illini. And while it’s certainly not the DI‘s responsibility to force its opinion into the news story, I am left …

IHOP free pancake day tomorrow

Don’t miss out on your free short stack of pancakes from IHOP tomorrow, especially if you never got your Grand Slam from Denny’s. In exchange for their generosity, IHOP suggest you show some of your …