Smile Politely

Opinion

Jobs create wealth

By scrapping New Deal legislation, the government has created problems that can only be fixed by either reform or revolution.

What the *uckabee?

Emma follows up on the Merci’s Refuge/Mike Huckabee event, and wonders how Champaign-Urbana will do the same.

The After: Speed Dating at Boltini

After Larry showed up to find that he was one of four people to sign up for Speed Dating at Boltini, he did what any man might do: he dined at Merry Ann’s, took a deep breath, and dove in head first.

A cacophony of fools

With all of these chants of USA! USA! coming from the streets, Rob is forced to question what is a republican and what is a Republican?

It’s time for Rietz to get tough

In the aftermath of one of the most devastating tragedies for the cycling community, Anna wonders what it will take for State’s Attourney Julia Rietz to finally start paying more attention.

Democracy Now

New writer and local attorney Bob Finch delivers a brief history of the Champaign Co. Board and, with an eye on redistricting, meditates on the failure of local democracy.

Viagra haircut

A Puerto Rican vacation includes the titular play on words, and a whole list of things to dislike, but still tremendous beauty.

Voting for culture in Champaign

In one month, if you live in Champaign, you will be able to choose who your mayor is for the first time in twelve years. This is Seth’s reasoning for casting his vote for Don Gerard. He thinks you should listen.

Eulogy for a friend

“The dwarf sees farther than the giant, when he has the giant’s shoulder to mount on”~~Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Friend

A morbid fascination

A report from his old stompin’ grounds jogs Theo’s memory about stories from meth-heads he once knew.

What Snowpocalypse?

Now that “Snowmageddon” has come and gone, Larry being from Northern Minnesota, has a few words for the media that perpetuated this whole mess into something it wasn’t.

Mutual respect

Eric sees a new class division developing between private sector and public sector workers.

A dying holiday tradition

This past December, Seth couldn’t help but notice the dwindling amount of holiday cheer in downtown Champaign. In an interview with city planner Terry Blakeman, we learn just how hard it is to maintain.

The Christmas letter

Writing a Christmas letter to people you barely know is tough, but an excess of stars, starter sideburns, and asian carp are all in play.

Yes Virginia, there is a better way

Forget the marquee. What matters most about the Virginia Theatre is what happens inside its walls. Seth offers up a few suggestions, and asks for community feedback. Your words are welcome.

Sunday with Franklin

After adopting a cat to help him through a rough patch, it just ended up calling more attention to the issues that Theo was struggling with.

A festival of testicles

Theo experienced eating pig balls for the first time last weekend in Gifford, and he’s unscarred by all outward appearances.

Polar bear deconstruction

Put in context, the purported uptick in attacks on whites on campus appears to be a media construct, borne of poor reading comprehension and cherry-picked stats.

Editing my mind

Is language an alien disease controlling our lives? Can I say something “makes me sick” without eventually falling victim to a fever?