A report from his old stompin’ grounds jogs Theo’s memory about stories from meth-heads he once knew.
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Things I could live without in 2011
![Things I could live without in 2011](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/open.jpg)
We’re back, and Theo kicks off the new year with some items that he wished had stayed in 2010.
Sunday with Franklin
![Sunday with Franklin](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/GrayTabby_Cat.jpg)
After adopting a cat to help him through a rough patch, it just ended up calling more attention to the issues that Theo was struggling with.
A festival of testicles
![A festival of testicles](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/theo_pig_sm.jpg)
Theo experienced eating pig balls for the first time last weekend in Gifford, and he’s unscarred by all outward appearances.
American dream?
![American dream?](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/huntergun.jpg)
Owning his own condo isn’t everything that Theo ever hoped for.
The fall of Champaign-Urbana
![The fall of Champaign-Urbana](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Allerton6_crop.jpg)
With Labor Day right around the corner, Theo shares some of his favorite fall activities in the vicinity of C-U.
The working-class hero
![The working-class hero](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/stevenslater.jpg)
Steven Slater is being celebrated by some for his JetBlue exit, but Theo isn’t so sure about the precedent that sets.
Demolition man
![Demolition man](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/theo_sm.jpg)
It’s Champaign County Fair week, and that can mean only one thing: demolition derby. Theo went above and beyond to file this report.
Planned unparenthood
![Planned unparenthood](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/button1694.gif)
Theo’s not anti-child, but he’s not planning on being a father.
Squatter’s rights
![Squatter’s rights](https://s51dev.smilepolitely.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/occupied_crop.jpg)
What if the only bathroom stall at your workplace was appropriated by a mysterious figure?