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Weird real estate website creates another horse shit list about Champaign-Urbana

OK, so it’s not total horse shit, because they do list some decent restaurants, but it sure is obvious that the people who write these things have never stepped foot in Champaign-Urbana.

In June, they gave us a Buzzfeed-esque list about things you need to know when moving to Champaign-Urbana, which again, wasn’t total horse shit, but it was one foot in the pile. 

So today, we got another email from them telling us about (in their words)14 restaurants of the most “iconic” restaurants in C-U.

And what’s better, is that this dude Larry Wen, who is responsible for making sure the word about said lists gets out, contacts us every time about them and flippantly asks us to share it. 

So here you go Larry Wen, who has never been to Champaign-Urbana.

But Larry, where in the FUCK is Black Dog? Yeah. You missed that one. Just a little. 

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