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News-Gazette makes it easy to call the mayoral election

The News-Gazette is doing god’s work and offering a scientific poll to see which mayoral candidate is going to get the most local support. I’m a little disappointed there’s not a write-in option because I feel like Herp Derpson or Brian Scalabrine might take this one down.

In all seriousness, this poll is doing a pretty damn good job of calling the mayoral race already. As the results show above, Deb Feinen, Joe Petry, and Karen Foster are going to eliminate each other’s votes in this fatal four-way match and Don Gerard is going to retain the title easily.

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