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Mayor Gerard signs order of protection for Unofficial

And yet, these kids are still gonna party down — as they should — and have a good time, and make some mistakes, and perhaps get hurt, and maybe even die.

Because, you know, this is the human experience, and somehow, it’s perfectly acceptable for people to do this same thing outside of Memorial Stadium seven times a year, but because there’s no college kids bashing each other’s brains in some odd game of Roman sport with an obling ball being sanctioned by the University, well — THIS IS SOOOOOO FUCKED UP!

College kids will be kids…

Have a good time, all. And you know, just don’t drive and try not to vomit on each other. Also, don’t go to class. Not worth it.

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