Chapter One of the fucked up Horror/Sci-Fi novel that’s about to become your life begins:
From: Illini-Alert <illinois@getrave.com>
Date: May 28, 2012 10:17:31 PM CDT
Illini-Alert: Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.
UPDATE: A shelf broke.