Smile Politely

Hey you there, who grows facial hair, and hates it — consider this

If you are a male human, there’s a chance you grow facial hair. Discussions about transgenderism notwithstanding, there is something absolutely mindblowing about getting a shave with a straight razor, at a barber shop.

Preferably, they have one of those poles out front that denotes: THIS IS WHERE YOU GO TO GET YOUR HAIR CUT. 

Doesn’t really matter when your branding is this good: 

Oh man, that straight razor. So appealing. So romantic. 

While there are a number of places in town to get this done, I recommend Andy’s on South Neil St. in Champaign at the moment. While they may not have the pole out front, they have the staff and cred to get the job done right. 

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