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Do not let a pandemic prevent you from acquiring parking lot meat

I know that top of mind for you of late has been anxiety about where you will get your mall meat. Nevermind a global pandemic and a crumbling democracy; you have mouths to feed. No better way to feed them than with affordable steaks purchased in a parking lot.

Photo of a parking lot from across a four lane road. The parking lot is empty except for a large truck. On the grass between the parking lot and the road is a sign that reads Photo by Jessica Hammie.

This fall, instead of trekking to Marketplace Mall, you will only have to go to Hunters Haven (how fitting) in Champaign for your truck load meat sale. And, as a bonus, you’ll be able to take advantage of a shrimp sale. What a day!

Find this parking lot meat sometime soon.

Hunters Haven
1040 Bloomington Rd
Champaign

Top image by Jessica Hammie.

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