Poetry in the Motion

Brandon Paul has six weeks to earn ten million dollars.

In which Rob demonstrates how the past affects the present, before moving straight on to the future.

Rob's second attempt to negotiate SP's new system, in which he contends that a human person can fly.

Let's just forget about basketball for a while. Some things are more important.

Illinois lives and dies by the three ball. It died, painfully, in Madison on Saturday. But that doesn't mean that there weren't things to watch.

Rob's curse-laden recap of the Minnesota game.

In which Rob encourages the high-percentage shot…

It's hard to argue with success. But we just LIKE to argue.

For all the heathens out there not celebrating Christmas Eve, we present the details of the Illini/Missouri game. Happy Holidays!