Poetry in the Motion

Bruce Weber is known for a motion offense, and it’s coming down the pipe, Rob reports.

Covering the recruiting trail is something that no sane person chooses. Rob is not someone we’d call “sane.” Here’s his report on what’s what for the years to come.

 A strange brew is happening these days in Ubben Sports Complex. Rob McColley is starting to break down the compounds and see what’s what.

With Deron in town, amongst other Illini luminaries, the time has come for the freshman to join the upper classmen and get down to the business at hand: dancing again come middle March. Rob McColley reports.

In preparing for the upcoming basketball season, two of Illinois’ rising stars head east to eat some duck, inhale some smoke, and yeah, shoot some hoops as well.

It was Reading Week at Champaign’s Barkstall Elementary school, and the children were treated to a couple of very special guests. Here’s the untold story, told by Rob McColley.

The Eastern Washington University Eagles have landed. They’ve come to crap in the nest of our favorite local college basketball team. Can they? Maybe. Probably not. The 2008–09 Illinois Fightling Illini Men’s Basketball team begins …

This past week, John McCain’s post-Palin bounce began to fade. Reality smacked everyone in the chops: no matter how you vote, your portfolio just shrunk. The sudden lightness in the purse corrected the “all Sarah …

Last week, the UPS guy delivered a package for Anthony again. Anthony lives on the next street over. This is the fourth time this year. After I spent an hour searching for a phone number …