Hey all you fine SP readers!
We finally decided enough was enough. We were slow and sluggish and tired out. Some 7500 articles after our launch on December 4, 2007, we finally decided to bite the bullet and buy a handle of Jim Beam and some USA Gold Light cigarettes to aid us in discovering the lightning fast speed with which our magazine will run for the near future.
It will break, we are certain, soon enough. We are looking forward to drinking more whiskey and smoking more cigarettes when that happens.
(Hope you see a difference in the speed — I certainly do thus far. Fingers crossed, and whiskey poured.)
– Seth Fein, Publisher / Co-Founder