+ Interesting forms of payment accepted.
+ Not quite a chain letter.
+ For use with smoking tobacco, of course.
+ Invest your hard-earned money wisely, fool. No, seriously.
+ Looking to increase your flock?
+ What the hell is “Boccerball”?
+ For the vintage indoor bicycle collector … you know who you are.
+ Probably not going to find a taker for this in the C-U area right about now.