Las Vegas, NV – The Illini men lost again tonight. This time they played Lou Henson style, employing the old slow down lead-cough.
Once the air had been let out of the ball, Bradley’s Braves laughed, and took it to the other end of the court where they reinflated it. Bradley then dropped the ball through the hoop a few times until the clock ran out.
Someone on this Illini team will step forward, revealing himself as a muscular inside presence, capable of dominating the paint and grabbing crucial rebounds.
He’ll be benched in the second half.