In case you haven’t heard yet, literary rock star David Sedaris will be offering up some witty dialogue at the Virginia on Friday, Oct. 16. Tickets haven’t gone on sale for the general public yet (those on the Virginia’s mailing list were given first dibs in a “special presale offer”) but are sure to go fast, even at these prices: $42.50 to $55 per. Yowsa! General public can buy away this Friday, Aug. 21.