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It’s summer: eat gazpacho!

I’ve been eating the hell out of some gazpacho lately. It’s a perfect summer soup because it’s meant to be room temperature or cold, and it’s very adaptable for those of you creative chefs out …

Beck fans rejoice

I’m a die hard Beck fan, over on my CD shelf I have over 10 different albums, plus EPs and all sort of other random goodness. I used to say he could fart on a …

Safe Haven under attack

Ed. note: We’ve been talking about the Safe Haven tent community a lot lately, as Heather Dillon’s excellent three-part series concluded on Tuesday, and she provided a SPlog update on Wednesday. Unfortunately, the powers that …

Safe Haven update

From today’s News Gazette — http://www.news-gazette.com/news/living/2009/07/08/host_of_code_violations_found_at_catholic_worker_house Safe Haven is seeking land to move to, and is asking supporters to reach out to local news media through letters to the editor, opinion pieces, blogging, etc.

Obama = Bush

Disappointing. Nothing has changed. And now that we have 60 Democrats in the Senate …  there’s no additional “HOPE” that there will be “CHANGE.” Yes indeedy, your new president is not quite sure about this …

“Holiday in Honduras,” a newspoem

Holiday in Honduras Aspxyiate the dinnerparty inhaling punctuation oncea Clintonalways your beaches areour Smother the referendumnonbinding not unnegativeenough for the contracargo kicker jetset We have waiters generalson the forked payrolls Americas graduates whowork for the …

News-Gazette Twitterer may be hammered

With News-Gazette hosting their first “Tweet Up” at Esquire this Thursday, perhaps we should stage an intervention, or suggest a change in venue for the person in charge of their tweeting? Mistakes happen, but four …

Oluwatofunmi “Toto” Kaiyewu’s life and death scrutinized by N-G

3,000 words in yesterday’s News-Gazette about the life and death of Toto Kaiyewu: http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2009/07/05/examining_events_that_led_up_to_toto_kaiyewus_death The article paints a picture of a disturbed young man on the losing end of a struggle with mental illness, basically …

Six Illinois banks failed today …

… including the First National Bank of Danville: http://www.fdic.gov/news/news/press/2009/pr09117.html “The First National Bank of Danville, Danville, Illinois, was closed today by the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, which appointed the Federal Deposit Insurance …

Beer Bulletin: July 3

What better way to celebrate freedom and independence from our Old World oppressors than by having a few regional brews? Here are the interesting beers on tap this weekend around town: BLIND PIG On tap: …

Agent Mos featured on Urbanagora

These are all kids from the same neighborhood I’m from – Beverly. Uh, Tom Dart. Five foot three, probably like 120 pounds. Little, little runty, pardon my French, motherfucker. Son of a bitch. White guy. …

“Lost” C-U horror flick rises from dead

In 1993, not long after graduating from UIUC, the self-styled “most dangerous man in comics” Hart D. Fisher filmed the impressionistic horror film The Garbage Man in C-U before hightailing it to California. As of …

88 Broadway goes belly-up

Fives of people COULD be wrong. 88’s strange attempt to populate a campus bar inside a mausoleum has failed. The bar’s website announced yesterday that they’re closed until further notice. Now, in addition to no …

Going Slowly update: June 30, 2009

I’ve been remiss in my Going Slowly updates, and it’s been more than a month since we checked in with Tara and Tyler, who are moseying their way across a good part of the globe …

Classical guitarist perfoming

Rachel Schiff, classical guitarist, will be appearing at the Indi Go Gallery on July 1st, 2nd and 3rd at 7 p.m and 9 p.m.  Each performance will be approximately 30-40 minutes in length and will …

Beer Bulletin: June 26

The Brews, Blues, and BBQ Fest is going on Friday night and Saturday in downtown Urbana, so you could stop by Crane Alley for a nightcap following your daycap. If that’s not your thing and …

Man Made Blast’s “Mountain”

The fun-loving folks in Man Made Blast caused quite a stir around these parts with their interview a couple of weeks ago, and now that things have settled down, see what you think of “Mountain.” …

C-U Tent Community in the news

A small group of local homeless people have been camping out on a vacant lot adjacent to the Catholic Worker House (317 S. Randolph St.) in Champaign since early June. Since Champaign’s zoning ordinance prohibits …

Jeff Jordan retires

Jeff Jordan quit the Illini basketball team today. The press release suggests he wants to focus on books. That’s nice and all, but my personal opinion is that Jeff could compete for a starting position …