Assuming the fire on the internet has been extinguished, and that we can all play together like good children; Rob will now explain why you overreacted.
Posts by Rob McColley:
Portrait of an Ass Whooping
Wisconsin beat the shit out of Illinois.
Active Hands
The Illini defense stymied Penn State Saturday afternoon. In the meantime, a lot of old people reminisced about being young.
After 364 days, the Game of the Year
You know who was sitting on the couch, typing a summary of Illini basketball while the fireworks went off?
Rob McColley, that's who.
The end of The Road
Rob is back from a month Elsewhere. It looks like the end of an era, as John Groce appears intent on ending Illini vacation opportunities.
The Big MO
The Illini regain traction, possibly momentum.
Regression toward the mean
In which the Illini men fly 2000 miles to play three-quarters of a basketball game, before puking nervously on the shoes of the girl they wanted to impress.
Far from the Madding Crowdsourcing
Illinois beat Dartmouth 72-65, and everybody's angry about it (except Rob).
Atlanta Redux
We played great. They played like crap. We won.
The Ghost of 2006
Illini basketball fumbles in the red zone, coughing up a 12-point lead to lowly Georgia Tech for its first loss of the year.