Cultural hegemony is sweeping the nation, and the time has come to evolve from what we are to what we should be. Rob McColley explains it all.
Posts by Rob McColley:
Obama = Bush
Disappointing. Nothing has changed. And now that we have 60 Democrats in the Senate … there’s no additional “HOPE” that there will be “CHANGE.” Yes indeedy, your new president is not quite sure about this …
Big Brother victorious!
Armed with his camera, Rob heads to campus to find out where the cameras are, in case anyone wants to use them to enforce the law.
Mark Nepermann’s public apology regarding the sign theft
He was drunk. He just liked the sign. Here.
The time of the Signs
There is perfectly good legal defense over the case of the stolen signs, says Rob. But that might not jibe with the local anti-Chief population who wants more than a misdemeanor theft for this one.
88 Broadway goes belly-up
Fives of people COULD be wrong. 88’s strange attempt to populate a campus bar inside a mausoleum has failed. The bar’s website announced yesterday that they’re closed until further notice. Now, in addition to no …
Jeff Jordan retires
Jeff Jordan quit the Illini basketball team today. The press release suggests he wants to focus on books. That’s nice and all, but my personal opinion is that Jeff could compete for a starting position …
Jay Bennett: painkiller overdose
At least he didn’t die of the pain.
My wrist has a heartbeat, too
Jon Stewart cowered like only a Democrat in power can last week when a plump Mike Huckabee came to see him to discuss America’s truly great debate: when do we become people?
Chump change you can believe in
Now that Obama is in office, and Congress belongs to the Democrats, where is this so-called Change? Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like it’s coming.