Coulter and the wife celebrate five years of wonderful marriage. They even take a little trip.

Coulter talks about how he stopped reading and then started again. It's weird, since most people probably assume he couldn't read to begin with.

Why are people so scared of bats anyway? Oh yeah, because it's basically a fucking rat with wings.

Coulter talks about having a bunch of old friends in town for the Play or Pose celebration. It made him very tired and he may never drink again … fine, but he is very tired.

Coulter finally did his little Tough Mudder adventure. The good news is that he's alive. The bad news is he still won't quit talking about it.

Coulter's little ToughMudder race is finally coming up this weekend. As you might imagine, he's thrilled.

This week, Mr. Coulter talks about spring things like birds … and big statues. Apparently, he doesn't like either very much.

Mr. Coulter gets his first tattoo. He was sort of a baby about it, but he's just fine now … and super cool.

Mr. Coulter has a birthday and considers some fun new options for the garage. Neither of these appear to be constructive.

Mr. Coulter starts his week off by going to a rap show. He really enjoyed it and may possibly want to become a pirate now.