On Monday night, I had the chance to sit in the stands at FedEx Field in Landover, Md., as two of the NFL’s top teams — the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Washington Redskins — went …
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The Polite Power Rankings: Week 9
Politics and football are set to overlap on Monday night, when the Washington Redskins take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. No, Obama and McCain aren’t suiting up. But the outcome of Monday night’s game just may …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 8
Veteran sportswriter Roger Kahn has given us this gem: “Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.” Well, I don’t feel comfortable besmirching the pages of Smile Politely with talk of violence …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 7
You have to go all the way back to 1803 to find the first use of the word “upset” to describe, well, a team being unexpectedly toppled. Back then, the word was actually applied to …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 6
If you’re a fan of the gridiron — NFL or college — this has got to be a great a time of year for you. Rankings and standings are reshaping themselves and games are beginning …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 5
Illinois standout turned Steelers prospect Rashard Mendenhall had what some might call a rough week. It began with a supposed text message (Mendenhall denies it) to a buddy who also happens to be a rookie …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 4
Who, really, is the NFL favorite in Champaign-Urbana? The Bears obviously have the edge, as Chicago is just a little more than two bings away and the university’s undergraduate ranks are swollen with students from …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 3
This past week I had the chance to take a nostalgic stroll through last year’s Polite Power Rankings. One of my most intriguing discoveries came in my end-of-the-regular-season rankings, where I slotted the New York …
Consider the Writer: David Foster Wallace 1962–2008
In a 2004 article, David Foster Wallace wrote, “Still, after all the intellection, there remain the facts of the frantically clanking lid, the pathetic clinging to the edge of the pot.” The sentence comes toward …
The Polite Power Rankings: Week 2
All those NFL fans in the Smile Politely ranks were left with one collective question when the first week of the season came to an end: Really? All sorts of guys were knocked out for …