I just got my first cleaning in about 5 years earlier this month and now my teeth feel like perfectly smooth diamonds. Give your child the gift of this wonderful sensation on Wednesday Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Lincoln Square Mall.
Or, alternatively, show up at Lincoln Square Mall at 10 a.m. alone with the sole purpose of collecting fodder for a hyper-realist abstract essay on the pervasive Foucauldian imagery of the American Midwest and see how long it takes security to exercise their anonymous power upon you.