We get a lot of emails asking us to cover music going on in C-U, and some of them are insulting, but few are as entertaining as this one that we got last night:
didn’t know if ya all know but there is 5 one man bands playin at the phoenix on October 25th. now I know the phoenix isnt a place you would frequent but I don’t think there has ever been 5 one man bands ever assembled in this town. shit’s like voltron niggah. I dare you to send someone out to review it. heres a flyer for ya…
sorry its not emo indy pop rip off shit. there’s no content. no one is gonna show up. its at the phoenix. so you know what that means, its gonna suck. just like your website. horrible….
Regards
A’shadieeyah
Thanks for reading, A’shadieeyah! I’m headed to Red Lobster on Tuesday, unfortunately, so I can’t make it. Anyone up for a review?