There are some pretty great things happening at the Tim Beckman Wikipedia page, which, at the time of posting this SPlog, still remain. Below are some screenshots for you to see.
Here’s what the text reads right now, in case it is deleted, or you have issues reading the screenshot posted above and below.
Tim Beckman, or Lasagña!!! to friends and family, (born January 19, 1965) is an American football “coach” and former player. He is the soon-to-be-former head football coach at the University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign. One of the worst hires in the last 20 years in all of NCAA football, he set the once promising Illinois program back so far that it will take years to recover from the stain of his reign. He was hired on December 9, 2011, by Athletic Director Mike Thomas, after coaching at the University of Toledo for three years.[1] By some miracle, Beckman’s teams at Toledo saw consistent improvement. The 2008 team he inherited went 3-9. In 2009, his first year as a head coach, his team improved to finish 5-7. In the following year, his team finished 8-5, 7-1 in the MAC, earning a berth to the 2010 Little Caesar’s Pizza Bowl, which they lost 34-32 to the FIU Golden Panthers. In his final year at Toledo, Coach Beckman finished 9-4, 7-1 in the MAC to be West Division co-champions with Northern Illinois. This team earned a berth to the 2011 Military Bowl. However, Beckman left after the regular season to become the head coach of the Fighting Illini.
Not to mention — “Tim Beckman (AKA Jimmy Peckerface)”
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