This is the best.
Someone on the Champaign-Urbana Craiglist has posted a “Vintage Air Guitar” for the low, low price of $799. This air guitar has certainly been around the block and seen some shit, but for the full (and hilarious) description, check out the screen grab of the post below, and the listing on Craigslist here.
Just look at that beauty!
(h/t Isaac Arms)